people attracted to people with big massive cocks (aka people named kieran). These people are 10'7 and their cock is also 10'7, they can use their 3rd leg as a tripod and spin around like a helicopter. This is also somewhat of a religion, following the very divine god known as kieran.
girl 1: Look at him, I think his names kieran..
Kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl 1: UHHH IM KIERANSEXUAL
people attracted to massive bulging cocks, also known as people named kieran. Kierans are 10'7 and their throbbing knob is 10'7 as well. they can extend their 3rd leg and use it as a tripod. Do not anger them, or their bitchslap you. Many people are kieransexual, and its more of a religion then a sexuality, as kieran is a god, a divine figure with absolute power.
girl: i think thats a kieran over there..
kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl: IM CREAMING AND KIERANSEXUAL
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"