people attracted to people with big massive cocks (aka people named kieran). These people are 10'7 and their cock is also 10'7, they can use their 3rd leg as a tripod and spin around like a helicopter. This is also somewhat of a religion, following the very divine god known as kieran.

girl 1: Look at him, I think his names kieran..
Kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl 1: UHHH IM KIERANSEXUAL

kieransexual by ssdaws January 13, 2023

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kieransexual

people attracted to massive bulging cocks, also known as people named kieran. Kierans are 10'7 and their throbbing knob is 10'7 as well. they can extend their 3rd leg and use it as a tripod. Do not anger them, or their bitchslap you. Many people are kieransexual, and its more of a religion then a sexuality, as kieran is a god, a divine figure with absolute power.

girl: i think thats a kieran over there..
kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl: IM CREAMING AND KIERANSEXUAL

kieransexual by ssdaws January 13, 2023

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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