kieransexual

people attracted to people with big massive cocks (aka people named kieran). These people are 10'7 and their cock is also 10'7, they can use their 3rd leg as a tripod and spin around like a helicopter. This is also somewhat of a religion, following the very divine god known as kieran.

girl 1: Look at him, I think his names kieran..
Kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl 1: UHHH IM KIERANSEXUAL

by ssdaws January 14, 2023

kieransexual

people attracted to massive bulging cocks, also known as people named kieran. Kierans are 10'7 and their throbbing knob is 10'7 as well. they can extend their 3rd leg and use it as a tripod. Do not anger them, or their bitchslap you. Many people are kieransexual, and its more of a religion then a sexuality, as kieran is a god, a divine figure with absolute power.

girl: i think thats a kieran over there..
kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl: IM CREAMING AND KIERANSEXUAL

by ssdaws January 14, 2023