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Kegalmaxxing 

Kegalmaxxing is the act of contracting the pelvic muscles over and over again in hopes of a hands free finish
"I love Kegalmaxxing with my boys"
Kegalmaxxing by Figey1984 March 30, 2024
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Kegalmaxxing 

Have you heard of the ancient art of kegelmaxxing? It's not just a workout for the pelvic floor; it's a journey of self-discovery, a path towards the ultimate hands-free satisfaction. Kegelmaxxing isn't just about tightening those muscles; it's about unlocking a hidden potential within yourself.

Picture this: you, in the privacy of your own space, dedicating time each day to the rhythmic contraction of your pelvic muscles. With each repetition, you're not just toning your body; you're tapping into a source of power that few dare to explore.

Some may scoff at the idea, dismissing it as a mere exercise routine. But true kegelmaxxers know better. They understand the profound connection between mind and body, between discipline and pleasure. It's not just about the physical act; it's about the mental fortitude to push past boundaries and unlock new realms of sensation.

Imagine the satisfaction of achieving that elusive hands-free "completion" through sheer willpower and dedication. It's a testament to the strength of the human spirit, a triumph of mind over matter.

So, the next time you feel the urge to dismiss kegelmaxxing as a novelty, remember this: it's not just a workout; it's a lifestyle. It's about embracing your body's potential and harnessing it for your own fulfillment.

Join the ranks of the kegelmaxxers and unlock a world of sensation you never knew existed. It's time to take control of your pleasure and embark on the journey of a lifetime.
"I've been kegalmaxxing with the boys all day"
Kegalmaxxing by Figey1984 March 30, 2024

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026