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Kegalmaxxing 

Kegalmaxxing is the act of contracting the pelvic muscles over and over again in hopes of a hands free finish
"I love Kegalmaxxing with my boys"
Kegalmaxxing by Figey1984 March 30, 2024
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Kegalmaxxing 

Have you heard of the ancient art of kegelmaxxing? It's not just a workout for the pelvic floor; it's a journey of self-discovery, a path towards the ultimate hands-free satisfaction. Kegelmaxxing isn't just about tightening those muscles; it's about unlocking a hidden potential within yourself.

Picture this: you, in the privacy of your own space, dedicating time each day to the rhythmic contraction of your pelvic muscles. With each repetition, you're not just toning your body; you're tapping into a source of power that few dare to explore.

Some may scoff at the idea, dismissing it as a mere exercise routine. But true kegelmaxxers know better. They understand the profound connection between mind and body, between discipline and pleasure. It's not just about the physical act; it's about the mental fortitude to push past boundaries and unlock new realms of sensation.

Imagine the satisfaction of achieving that elusive hands-free "completion" through sheer willpower and dedication. It's a testament to the strength of the human spirit, a triumph of mind over matter.

So, the next time you feel the urge to dismiss kegelmaxxing as a novelty, remember this: it's not just a workout; it's a lifestyle. It's about embracing your body's potential and harnessing it for your own fulfillment.

Join the ranks of the kegelmaxxers and unlock a world of sensation you never knew existed. It's time to take control of your pleasure and embark on the journey of a lifetime.
"I've been kegalmaxxing with the boys all day"
Kegalmaxxing by Figey1984 March 30, 2024

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026