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when someone named william gommer is eating kebab
william gummerod is eating kebab and getting a keboner
Keboner by keboner September 4, 2019
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Def: 1 A Kobe with a raging boner.

Def: 2 A word used to describe a person with a boner for a Kobe.
That person has a koboner.

“I have got such a koboner from looking at that person.”
koboner by Snakatack May 7, 2018

Kemboner 

The act of being excited/aroused/erect by the thought of
Kemba Walker mercilessly tit ripping his opponents on the hardwood.
Bro, i got such a Kemboner watching the Huskies rip tits during March Madness
Koboners are taxonomically classified as kobenis.
koboner by NFTeez deez nuts October 28, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026