Keagon

Keagon is one of the most loving people you will ever meet. He has a pure heart of gold and a mindset of a great leader. He has the will to take things seriously and build a trusting relationship with you. whether he is your friend or your spouse, Keagon will make your day an amazing one, worth living. Keagon is a nerd, a jock, and an amazing person all in one. hand him a football, and he'll throw it 200 yards, hand him a computer, and he'll take it apart and put it back together again. Keagon is all you will ever need in your life.

"is that Keagon?"

"yeah, I wish I had him"

Keagon by parkranger4lyfe April 8, 2021

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.

'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'

Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020

Keaton Albertson 

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

Keaton Albertson by mantidae July 6, 2009

Keaton Garbage 

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.

Keaton Garbage by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

Keanon 

Probably the greatest name ever. Keanon's (Also spelled Keenan, Kenan, Kenon, etc.) are confident, funny, and smell nice. They're smart, open to many ideas, and often help out those in need (albeit mostly for their own, often malicious, purposes.) Some people believe they are arrogant, a little vulgar, vindictive, and malicious but who cares what they think? :D

Today I got a text message from Keanon telling me to watch out for rain today. So I brought my umbrella. I thought he was just being nice, but turns out he also needed something to stop the rain from hitting him. :/

Keanon by Anonymous Mexican October 13, 2011

keaona 

The most sexiest and prettiest girl you'll ever see. She's funny, cute, and stubborn. She'll light up you're world.

I like Keaona

keaona by Nahdhs s a February 2, 2017