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the Ke$ha 

The ke$ha is performed when the male partner ejaculates on the female's face and chest and then throws glitter all over her, making the glitter stick.
Dude, I gave the Ke$ha to this girl last night, she cried running to the shower!
the Ke$ha by shut up fgt October 6, 2010
Related Words
Ke$hy • Ke$ha • Ke$ha'd • ke$ha shower • kehyon • keshy • Ke$ha $peak • Ke$habomb • kethy • Ke$h

Ke$hturbation

The act of stimulating ones genitalia to a Ke$ha video or picture... or song.
Cale's Friday night would have been lonely if not foryoutube, his copy of Animal, and Ke$hturbation. Unfortunately it made him sweaty.

Ke$ha Hipster 

Girls that walk around in slut clothes, take "artsy" profile pictures, are in love with triangles and think they are hipsters.

Ke$ha Hipsters love taking pictures of themselves and putting it them in "cute" effects on instagram, again going for the "artsy" look.

Addicted to tumblr, Boys, Red Bull, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, and Starbucks.
Mike : Yo dude did you see that Ke$ha Hipster over there?
Joe : Hell yeah man! she's bangable

"∆ OMG ∆ IM Such A Hipster! ∆"
Real Hipster: "No you're not, you're a Ke$ha Hipster..."
Ke$ha Hipster by K-Webby December 29, 2011

The Ke$ha 

The act of busting upon a girls face and then throwing a handful of glitter at her.
I just gave your mom The Ke$ha!
The Ke$ha by bob1434 September 29, 2010

ke$ha shower 

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower
"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."
ke$ha shower by omarjordan April 21, 2012

Ke$ha $peak 

A language popularized by the pop singer Ke$ha. It consists of speaking Huttese ( the language spoken by Jabba the Hutt, and the rest of his race) with a valley girl accent.
Girl: " Oh em gee, Wah kah nah tu nah ki?"
Guy 1: " What the hell did she just say?"
Guy 2: " I don't know. I don't understand Ke$ha $peak"
Ke$ha $peak by Radda Radda Radda February 23, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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