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Ke$ha'd

Adjective - A state of being covered in glitter and beer (or whisky), usually resulting from a night of partying or attending a Ke$ha concert. Most frequently occurs when black out drunk.
I'm pretty sure the girl I hooked up with last night was Ke$ha'd because I had glitter all over my mouth this morning

I woke up this morning and my iPhone wasn't working. I found glitter and beer in the ports and realized it was ke$ha'd last night.

There was a trail of glitter leading to my toilet from when I was ke$ha'd last night.
by Ja$e-face May 16, 2011
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ke$ha'd

pull out of their ass, cum on their back and throw glitter on the hoe
dude i had a booty call and totally ke$ha'd that bitch
by xtianisthefckingshit January 8, 2012
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Ke$ha'd

When you find yourself, or your property trashed and covered in vast amounts of glitter.
A: Dude, what happened?
B: I just woke up and there was glitter all over the floor!
A: Haha, you've totally been Ke$ha'd!
by Moongazer500 October 16, 2011
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Kesha'd

Adjective rooted in the famous singer "Ke$ha's" name due to the fact that she always appears to be drunk and sings about it.

to be Kesha'd - one who is ridiculously drunk all the time, or in a specific moment - especially in circumstances where it is not socially acceptable.

synonyms: drunk, tipsy, wasted, etc.
"Tom is so Kesha'd right now he can't even walk!"

"Oh my God you guys I'm soooooo Kesha'd"
by Kiki619 May 19, 2010
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Ke$ha drunk

an extreme level of drunkenness, usually used to refer to females no older than their mid-20's who are completely shitfaced drunk, a young Courtney Love.
OMG, I need a drink. I'm going out and getting KeSha drunk tonight!

Did you see those chicks playing beer pong with vodka? No, them bitches is trying to get Ke$ha drunk!
by Homeslice McAwesome October 8, 2010
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Ke$h'd

when you are unable to control your alcohol intake and end up brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels Whiskey, and waking up feeling like a black man.

Warning: may cause violence to those that don't resemble Mick Jagger.
I was so Ke$h'd last night I told someone how attracted I was to their beard.
by scotttisssi August 27, 2010
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dinosaur (ke$ha)

a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men
dinosaur (ke$ha)

WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"

then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.
by you need a catscan! September 9, 2010
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