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Adjective - A state of being covered in glitter and beer (or whisky), usually resulting from a night of partying or attending a Ke$ha concert. Most frequently occurs when black out drunk.
I'm pretty sure the girl I hooked up with last night was Ke$ha'd because I had glitter all over my mouth this morning

I woke up this morning and my iPhone wasn't working. I found glitter and beer in the ports and realized it was ke$ha'd last night.

There was a trail of glitter leading to my toilet from when I was ke$ha'd last night.
Ke$ha'd by Ja$e-face May 16, 2011
Words you can keep
pull out of their ass, cum on their back and throw glitter on the hoe
dude i had a booty call and totally ke$ha'd that bitch
ke$ha'd by xtianisthefckingshit January 8, 2012
When you find yourself, or your property trashed and covered in vast amounts of glitter.
A: Dude, what happened?
B: I just woke up and there was glitter all over the floor!
A: Haha, you've totally been Ke$ha'd!
Ke$ha'd by Moongazer500 October 16, 2011
Adjective rooted in the famous singer "Ke$ha's" name due to the fact that she always appears to be drunk and sings about it.

to be Kesha'd - one who is ridiculously drunk all the time, or in a specific moment - especially in circumstances where it is not socially acceptable.

synonyms: drunk, tipsy, wasted, etc.
"Tom is so Kesha'd right now he can't even walk!"

"Oh my God you guys I'm soooooo Kesha'd"
Kesha'd by Kiki619 May 19, 2010

Ke$ha drunk

an extreme level of drunkenness, usually used to refer to females no older than their mid-20's who are completely shitfaced drunk, a young Courtney Love.
OMG, I need a drink. I'm going out and getting KeSha drunk tonight!

Did you see those chicks playing beer pong with vodka? No, them bitches is trying to get Ke$ha drunk!
Ke$ha drunk by Homeslice McAwesome October 8, 2010
when you are unable to control your alcohol intake and end up brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels Whiskey, and waking up feeling like a black man.

Warning: may cause violence to those that don't resemble Mick Jagger.
I was so Ke$h'd last night I told someone how attracted I was to their beard.
Ke$h'd by scotttisssi August 27, 2010

dinosaur (ke$ha) 

a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men
dinosaur (ke$ha)

WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"

then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.
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