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kristers 

If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters
friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun

friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better
kristers by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019

Kristers 

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.
friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”
Kristers by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019

KRISTERS 

The one mf with biggest balls, he is a gigachad ykyk, a perfect being in a way.
Kristers has big B a l l s
KRISTERS by KristersHasBigBalls November 25, 2021

Kristers 

The most crusty dusty musty not busty greasy ass white blob who will have the filth of a landfill under his nails.
EW look at kristers
Kristers by Semantical October 6, 2022

kristers bērziņš

The best and smartest person ever. You should care about him.
Kristers Bērziņš just liked a picture
kristers bērziņš by Kristerslol October 2, 2017

KaiserSose 

the 1337est videogamer of them all
KaiserSose by Stoner June 28, 2004
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