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an e-person that uses off-topic counter-questions as defense mechanism when e-pounded by someone
Some guy : "Did you sleep with my wife?"

Kautuk : "Is Sachin playing today?"
Kautuk by grilled_bear April 18, 2011
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A guy who is quite adventurous and hot. He kills for the people he loves. Has a charm that works well sometimes. Can talk you out of cops. And he loves money.
Person 1: Hey, I got caught by the cops recently.
Person 2: What the hell, what did you do then?
Person 1: Nothing I called Kautuk he talked to them and got me out of it..(Gave them 200 bucks)
Kautuk by greatits November 23, 2021
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Kautuk • kautuki • kaltuka • kattuk • kautik • kautokeino • kautul • Kauture • Kutuks
A dumb kid who likes e girls. He loves belle delphine. He has level 5 gayboness. He has 57 stds from bathwater. He is a big gay nerd
That kid is a kutuks we need to stray away
Kutuks by Kutuks is a gaybo July 22, 2019

kautokeino 

Friend: where were you yesterday?

Me: i was in the most beautiful place on earth kautokeino.
kautokeino by Mika hætta December 27, 2020
Kauture's are the most loving , beautiful , sweet and Prettiest people you will ever know.
Kauture is so unique because rarely anyone is named Kauture if you don't have a friend named Kauture go find one right now they are the best people. Kauture's always have millions of friends they can also be either really shy or kind of out going they always have 1# boy bestfriend and millions of Girl Bestfriends. Kauture's will always have the cutest boy friends out of there whole friend group too!
Character 1 : wow is that kauture

Character 2 : shes so pretty!
Kauture by supercoolkidmeee October 15, 2021
Kautuki is very kind gril and she have d
Beautiful nature . Have smart mind
Ruhi- Im hungry ?

Kautuki - we can share my Lunch.
kautuki by Kautuki November 23, 2021
The sweet, cute and hot at the same time guy. Makes for such a good boyfriend.
Look at him, he's always been such a Kautul.
It's nickname of chanayak therefore Kautul
kautul by purrdemonium1 January 11, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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