Kautuk

an e-person that uses off-topic counter-questions as defense mechanism when e-pounded by someone

Some guy : "Did you sleep with my wife?"

Kautuk : "Is Sachin playing today?"

by grilled_bear March 31, 2011

Kautuk

A guy who is quite adventurous and hot. He kills for the people he loves. Has a charm that works well sometimes. Can talk you out of cops. And he loves money.

Person 1: Hey, I got caught by the cops recently.
Person 2: What the hell, what did you do then?
Person 1: Nothing I called Kautuk he talked to them and got me out of it..(Gave them 200 bucks)

by greatits November 23, 2021