Kaulton

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The sweetest boy everrrr. He’s VERY cute and and funny and just all around perfect. Knows when you feel down and how to fix it and tries his hardest. Maybe not the best at math, but makes up for it 10x over with all his other strengths. Excellent listener and remembers things about you tha you may of forgot you even told him. He’s very selfless and would give you the shirt off his back if you needed it. He’s has soooo much love to give and if you have a Kaulton you’re very lucky. He also has bigggg muscles and hits the gym a lot to grow and maintain them.

“Kaulton got me my favorite candy just because” “he’s so sweet!”

Kaulton by Hell0kittyf4n April 3, 2025

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karlton

sexy man. usually with an large veiny cock. likes to bang hot chicks. also known as a polar bear.

Man that dude is such a Karlton. I want to be just like him!

karlton by spidercrab April 13, 2009

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karlton english

A small skinny black guy with a big cock

Wow I found karlton English

karlton english by ayah plz come save me October 4, 2022

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kaylton

the best boyfriend in the world. hes perfect. hes reall chill & such a great friend. he can make you smile & laugh. kaylton is just amazing.

Khadijah loves Kaylton. :)

kaylton by khadiidiii August 9, 2012

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Kalton

Krazy male red headed teenager who loves a good video game. He is always with the ladies. Has girlfriends all the time. Some would even call him a player, but he has that inside drive to find the right woman and keep her. He has a good smile. He is also a man that is dedicated to sports and his favorite sport teams. He is one who finds that playing for a team that plays together like a team is all that really matters in life.

Person 1"Wow did you see kalton score all them points last night?!!"
Person 2"Yeah I did, like 36 right?!"

Person 1 "He is such an amazing person!"

Situation 2
Friend- "Wow kalton way to tear up those zombies"
Kalton- "Yeah, I know I am a mother f@#$in beast!"

Kalton by Prospector Knowall January 27, 2013

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koulton

Smart boy with a loving heart. Very intelligent. And has amazing potential to become anything he can put his mind to.

Koulton is a sweetheart

koulton by Sasannyy January 26, 2017

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kulton

the leader of the koo Klux klan who ties the blacks to a cross and lights them on fire in a cornfield at 3am.

Kulton hates niggers!

kulton by dirtyniggerkiller9000 March 15, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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