Katsplain 

The act of explaining things that do not need an explanation and could be assumed just by the initial statement alone.

Dude, Kat just katsplained to me why she bought toothpaste.

Kat - Hi Jokes, I bought toothpaste today at the store. I will brush my teeth with it.

Katsplain by hammerdicks January 5, 2023

kidsplaining 

When a kid who has just barely learned something starts to lecture adults who know way more about the topic.

I can't believe my son, he just took his training wheels off yesterday and already he is kidsplaining at me about how to take a corner.

kidsplaining by SarcasticMom May 16, 2018

Klansplaining 

The use of racist ideologies to explain and justify untenable positions.

"Chad explained to me that no Black or Hispanic people are members of his yacht cub because white people are the only race who don't fear water."

"Man, that sounds like Klansplaining to me."

Klansplaining by Mollena July 11, 2017

klansplain 

To argue that obviously racist things -- e.g., slavery, the Confederacy, its monuments and flags -- are not racist.

Person 1: The Confederacy was about States' Rights, not slavery.
Person 2: Don't klansplain. Read the "Cornerstone Speech" and see what the rebels said at the time.

klansplain by Dogger1955 April 25, 2017

Klansplaining 

1. The position taken to deny free inquiry into possibly difficult to accept ideas challenging the status of ones privilege

2. the defense of otherism based on antiquated demonstrably false premise

Tucker Carlson talking about critical race theory is total klansplaining
-Vicat

Klansplaining by Catahoulahowl July 22, 2021

Fatsplaining 

When fat people explain why they are fat to fit people.

"Calorie deficits don't work. I read a study on Huffington Post about metabolism, you need to do your research, let me explain the science you, it's why I weigh 300 lbs and it has nothing to do with my lifestyle choices."
-Fatsplaining

Fatsplaining by Peaceful Idiot May 17, 2016

Catsplaining 

n.

Cats-plaining.

1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.

2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)

3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.

4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.

5. Internet.

1.

"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."

"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"

"I'm only on the internet for the cats"

Catsplaining by Catlady24 April 26, 2013