Kataen 

The greatest person to ever live

Kataen? Why she's the greatest person to ever live

Kataen by adsfinrahs October 3, 2010

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015

Katzenmagulle 

The Katzenmagulle is a mythical beast from swabian folktale. It is said to be a bear-sized cat with bat-wings. Also - while differing - legends claim it to have a self-concious snake as a tail.

Bro I don‘t wan‘t to go home in the dark! The Katzenmagulle might get me!

Katzenmagulle by Senfohr December 5, 2021

Katanatard 

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

Katanatard by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

Katanya 

Most amazingly beautiful and bootylicious creature to grace this planet with her wiley ways. Commonly associated with Snap Neck injuries incurred by fellas coping a perv on her fine form. Sweet to behold.

Dr: Ah, ha. I see. You have Snap Neck
Perv: Oh.... it was Katanya. She was crossing the street.

Katanya by Jamjunk February 4, 2010

Katken 

Katken means that a person doesn't care about her/his fan base.

Disney Star Wars employee: I hate those Star Wars Originals fans.

Me: Don't be a Katken.

Katken by Sakurakage May 12, 2020

kattenskruid 

A Kattenskruid is a person who wants to bite your hand 😨

"I want to bite your hand"
"OMG you're such a kattenskruid

kattenskruid by Waff505 December 4, 2022