Karsa

Your gay as fuck.

"Bro, don't talk to him, he's a Karsa man"

by Tax Fraud October 26, 2020

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas

Lynn is as flat as Kansas

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023

kalsarikännit

Drinking by yourself at your house in your underwear with no intention of going out

I'm gonna kalsarikännit at home tonight

by kick-X July 18, 2015

kara danvers

A cute nerdy girl who wears glasses and a ponytail in attempt to disguise herself from being revealed as Supergirl. She's also a bad liar and once told Lena Luthor (her future wife) she flew to her office on a bus.

"I'm not flying around and saving people in this thing" ~Kara Danvers 2k16

by GaboGabby April 18, 2018

Karaboğa

Something to make a chain of in a r/2balkan4you comment section.

A: K
B: A
C: R
D: Esenlikler
E: W*estoid ruined karaboğa chain, diler

by Shygl August 27, 2021

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

kansas city shuffle

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.

You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry

by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016