Karnitz

A person who wrestles and gets a boner, he works his mother every weekend and gets hard for people who look like his sister. he only gets laid by fat chicks and asks if they have a younger brother that he can have sex with. stay away if u dont want ur ass to hurt the next morning

wow i just saw karnitz bang some little kid at the park

by Scarnutz supporter October 7, 2009

Joel Kanitz

A sexy ass fool from a band called This Century! WOOT. :)
Myspace.com/ThisCentury

"Did you get a picture with Joel Kanitz at the show last night?"

by yomamainbigbear March 9, 2009

Joel Kanitz

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.

Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.

by ThisCenturySophee July 25, 2011

Karitza

Sexy,beautiful,and talented

Do you see that beautiful girl over there?
Yeah that's Karitza.

by 5674845 February 8, 2015

karnith

A name that describes a small,tiny girl,wanting nothing more than to be LOVED by someone other than his OR HER parents.

"Woah this girl is such a Karnith,She needs some love"

by Averagecringe December 16, 2016

kranitz

Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.

That there is a lesser spotted Kranitz. Run!

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

jack kernitz

The well known hot frannies boy who’s a god at hockey and gets hella girls

Oh jack kernitz yeah he’s the hot frannies boy

by Bigshrekdaddy April 16, 2020