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Horsi Kari 

The act of ritualistic suicide engaged in by an individual upon realising they are a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Similar to Seppuku, this ritualistic act is completed to atone for one's failure of good taste and decency.
"I've realised that I've spent the last six months of my life fantasising about miniature horses. I realise the burden this has brought upon my family and that the only way I can atone is with Horsi Kari."
Horsi Kari by TTP Panda June 2, 2013

hari-kari 

A common misspelling and mispronounciation of the Japanese method of ritual suicide (seppuku) known as Hara-Kiri, meaning to cut or slice the stomach or abdomen.

It was part of the (Samurai) code of honour (Bushido) and practiced amongst the warrior class.
The disgraced commander was ordered to commit hara-kiri for his actions.

Poiter: I'm so depressed I could commit hari-kari.
Jimbo: Isn't that an Indian restaurant?
Poiter: Oh yeah, I meant Hara-kiri.
hari-kari by Takly October 10, 2009

Hari Kari 

You were listening to Chris Brown and you had no f***ing idea what this ment so you decided to look it up.
And them suiside doors
Hari Kari

hari-kari 

1. To commit suicide, especially by dispatching one's self with a blade.

2. To "off" ones self in a passionate fit of rage.

3. An intentional act of self-destruction.
Listening to Kelly Osbourne's singing was like hearing the screams of a thousand vietcong POWs simultaneously having their eyes gouged out with dull wooden cooking spoons while having their testicles smashed flat with hammers; It's enough to make even the most mentally stong person want to commit hari-kari.
hari-kari by Angelo Vildasol March 24, 2004

hari kari 

To commit suicide using a blade to stab oneself in the stomach. This was practiced in many japanise cultures including bushido.
"you have no honor."
"then i must regain it."
Honorless man then commits suicide (hari kari)

Hari Kari 

Hari Kari is the Norwegian version of the ever so famous Hara-kiri, mostly practised in Japanese regions.
Hari Kari is practised with a cheese slicer, or preferably a binder (both are Norwegian inventions). You stick the device in your stomach to commit suicide when you are tired of all the polar bears running around in the streets, and wearing woolen socks in the winter. When using binders, be sure to poke around thouroughly as it might take some time if you poke only once. For cheese slicer users, slice several times.
Ola Nordmann ran into so many polar bears, that he on day decided to commit Hari Kari on the spot.
Hari Kari by Thomas and Sofie June 23, 2007