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AKA Sascha Konietzko the front man of the industrial band KMFDM and MDFMK.
kapt'n k the corrupter of youth!
kapt'n k by Joe J. April 23, 2008
sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.
im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy
kaptain by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

Kaptain Krunk 

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster
you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!
Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007
Afantastic last name from deep withinDutch roots. It was probably changed when the line of Kaptein's first immigrated to America, changing the name to Kaptein, meaning captain.Someone in the family must have been a captain of a ship or some sort of sea vessel
The Kaptein (s) are a fucking fantastic Bloodline
Kaptein by eyecandy :P November 12, 2011
A guy with really a good heart. He is rude for someone but for those whom he loves , he's the most loyal , funniest and caring person ever . He is emotional too. He's not too much expressive but he can love anyone with all his heart and not able to express that. He's crazy too. He can become angry quickly. He do not have too much friends but when he considers someone his friend , he really cares for you. Whatever the thing , he can be the bestest friend for someone. Just do not lose him ever , he is precious and deserves to be loved.
Kaptan is one of my caring friend.
kaptan by imalien November 28, 2021
A person who is crazy and emotional at the same time. He either doesn't love anyone or love the person with his full heart . He is the person whom you can trust . Just don't break his trust .
Kaptan deserves all respect and love cause he is a soft hearted person
kaptan by imalien November 25, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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