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The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.
I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!
Kaptain by The Tomb January 24, 2008
Real ass guy, Got hands like Mike Tyson, Balls like Brandon Ingram with Ja Morant undertones, Acts broke to stay rich, 40' vert, A certified ring fighter that has Blood friends, Hottest Nav Fan, First Nav fan, Got a bipolar closet due to the fits being thrown, Never reaches out first, Might be transgender the way he switches up on guys for the sack, Doesn't wipe his ass cuz he can't let shit bother him, Certified V-Lone thug, Got 2k hours on Among Us, Partime barber from cutting all loose ends, Catch him in the back of class trading, Loves CP, Always quiet from the money on his mind, Never arguing with a girl that look like she snuck onto Earth,
You see that boy Kaptain? He was balling like he in the NBA. Ain't he got that metal plate in his jaw?
Kaptain by Kapon November 24, 2021

Kaptain Krunk 

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster
you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!
Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007

Kaptain Kool 

A mixed drink involving Captain Morgan's and Kool Aid...preferably 100 proof Captains if youre not pussy
Kaptain Kool by blakkkkguy December 17, 2010

Kaptain Kayy

A big time no good streamer who steals your metoer cores then gas lights you.
That partnered streamer is being a real Kaptain Kayy
Kaptain Kayy by Hunkrat January 28, 2023

Kaptain Kush 

Kaptain Kush also known as Lawrence Godwin Kingsley is a Nigerian singer, rapper, songwriter, blogger, Influencer and entrepreneur.
Also, he’s also addressed as ThePlug
1) He’s a jack of all trade, Kaptain Kush
2) Striving to learn more makes you Kaptain Kush
Kaptain Kush by AfricanDude May 8, 2020