kaptain

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sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.

im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy

kaptain by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

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Kaptain

The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.

I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!

Kaptain by The Tomb January 24, 2008

Kaptain

Real ass guy, Got hands like Mike Tyson, Balls like Brandon Ingram with Ja Morant undertones, Acts broke to stay rich, 40' vert, A certified ring fighter that has Blood friends, Hottest Nav Fan, First Nav fan, Got a bipolar closet due to the fits being thrown, Never reaches out first, Might be transgender the way he switches up on guys for the sack, Doesn't wipe his ass cuz he can't let shit bother him, Certified V-Lone thug, Got 2k hours on Among Us, Partime barber from cutting all loose ends, Catch him in the back of class trading, Loves CP, Always quiet from the money on his mind, Never arguing with a girl that look like she snuck onto Earth,

You see that boy Kaptain? He was balling like he in the NBA. Ain't he got that metal plate in his jaw?

Kaptain by Kapon November 24, 2021

Kaptain Krunk

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster

you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!

Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007

Kaptain Kool

A mixed drink involving Captain Morgan's and Kool Aid...preferably 100 proof Captains if youre not pussy

Yo I loves me some Kaptain Kool. OOHHH YEAHHHHH

Kaptain Kool by blakkkkguy December 17, 2010

Kaptain Kayy

A big time no good streamer who steals your metoer cores then gas lights you.

That partnered streamer is being a real Kaptain Kayy

Kaptain Kayy by Hunkrat January 28, 2023

Kaptain Kush

Kaptain Kush also known as Lawrence Godwin Kingsley is a Nigerian singer, rapper, songwriter, blogger, Influencer and entrepreneur.
Also, he’s also addressed as ThePlug

1) He’s a jack of all trade, Kaptain Kush
2) Striving to learn more makes you Kaptain Kush

Kaptain Kush by AfricanDude May 8, 2020

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026