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Afantastic last name from deep withinDutch roots. It was probably changed when the line of Kaptein's first immigrated to America, changing the name to Kaptein, meaning captain.Someone in the family must have been a captain of a ship or some sort of sea vessel
The Kaptein (s) are a fucking fantastic Bloodline
Kaptein by eyecandy :P November 12, 2011
Words you can keep
sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.
im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy
kaptain by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

Kaptain Krunk 

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster
you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!
Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007
When somone texts you something important, and you glance at the phone. And then dont respond for days leaving them on delivered. And then when they call you out on it make up an excuse as to why you "forgot".
My bestfriend was kateing me for weeks after I found out she was sleeping with my brother
Kateing by W1nst0n1 July 2, 2021
The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.
I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!
Kaptain by The Tomb January 24, 2008

Kaptinsmacka

A leader amongst his peers. Not afraid to take control and lead by his example. A gamer who holds the key to gamer knowledge for all noobs and subpar gamers. Typically an ornery fellow But also clever enough to make you enjoy being in his presence. Kaptinsmacka is a truth tellin, cool as a fan iconic gamer that loves trollin trolls.
Did you guys see how kaptinsmacka not only shut them mouthy kids up but also how carried his whole team.

I wish i could pulla kaptinsmacka right now because we're about to lose again.
Kaptinsmacka by Webster art thou April 14, 2021

Kaptin kenuckles 

The hottest tiktoker on the app his real name is Kennie, kaptin kenuckles is a gay tiktoker who I wish would do me
Did u see kaptin kenuckles new vid it was hawt
Kaptin kenuckles by Leroythefake January 9, 2020
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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