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sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.
im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy
kaptain by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

Kaptain Krunk 

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster
you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!
Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007
When somone texts you something important, and you glance at the phone. And then dont respond for days leaving them on delivered. And then when they call you out on it make up an excuse as to why you "forgot".
My bestfriend was kateing me for weeks after I found out she was sleeping with my brother
Kateing by W1nst0n1 July 2, 2021
The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.
I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!
Kaptain by The Tomb January 24, 2008

Kaptinsmacka

A leader amongst his peers. Not afraid to take control and lead by his example. A gamer who holds the key to gamer knowledge for all noobs and subpar gamers. Typically an ornery fellow But also clever enough to make you enjoy being in his presence. Kaptinsmacka is a truth tellin, cool as a fan iconic gamer that loves trollin trolls.
Did you guys see how kaptinsmacka not only shut them mouthy kids up but also how carried his whole team.

I wish i could pulla kaptinsmacka right now because we're about to lose again.

Kaptin kenuckles 

The hottest tiktoker on the app his real name is Kennie, kaptin kenuckles is a gay tiktoker who I wish would do me
Did u see kaptin kenuckles new vid it was hawt
Kaptin kenuckles by Leroythefake January 9, 2020