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sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.
im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy
kaptain by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

Kaptain Krunk 

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster
you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!
Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007
When somone texts you something important, and you glance at the phone. And then dont respond for days leaving them on delivered. And then when they call you out on it make up an excuse as to why you "forgot".
My bestfriend was kateing me for weeks after I found out she was sleeping with my brother
Kateing by W1nst0n1 July 2, 2021
The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.
I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!
Kaptain by The Tomb January 24, 2008

Kaptinsmacka

A leader amongst his peers. Not afraid to take control and lead by his example. A gamer who holds the key to gamer knowledge for all noobs and subpar gamers. Typically an ornery fellow But also clever enough to make you enjoy being in his presence. Kaptinsmacka is a truth tellin, cool as a fan iconic gamer that loves trollin trolls.
Did you guys see how kaptinsmacka not only shut them mouthy kids up but also how carried his whole team.

I wish i could pulla kaptinsmacka right now because we're about to lose again.
Kaptinsmacka by Webster art thou April 14, 2021

Kaptin kenuckles 

The hottest tiktoker on the app his real name is Kennie, kaptin kenuckles is a gay tiktoker who I wish would do me
Did u see kaptin kenuckles new vid it was hawt
Kaptin kenuckles by Leroythefake January 9, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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