1. to move both arms in a single and simultaneous thrusting motion accompanied by a repulsive, but unique, facial expression
2. to show symptoms of an abnormally large growth and distorted shape of the head, disproportionate hair growth towards the back of the neck, and obscured pupils as a result of swollen cheeks and eyelids
3. a gangbang of kangaroos

verb: kangbang; noun: kangbanger

1. Dan kangbanged just in front of the entrance to the Science Facilities.
2a. Two-July began to kangbang from nascence to his teenage years.
2b. As a kangbanger, Donald was pitied by his peers.
3. Holy fuck! I can't believe they're kangbanging, mate!

kangbang by KennyColorado February 20, 2011

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Kanoe

A beautiful brown eyed girl that is always smiling. She has many friends but only a few best friends that she trusts. She is very athletic and a nice body to match it. Her eyes sparkle and although she may not like her hair, other girls would kill to have it. She is known to make people laugh. She is the girl that most of her friends confide in and she always has the right thing to say. Beware though, never piss off a Kanoe. She can get angry and often times holds grudges against people. SHe may seem awkward at first, but when you get to know her, you just don't want her to leave your side. She has a low self esteem sometimes but her friends know the perfect way to boost it. She gets along with Lindseys because of their similarities. They both have gorgeous smiles, nice eyes, and are really smart. They often make the best friend duo that everyone wishes they had. It is hard to find this perfect duo so cherish it when you find it.

Damn I wish I was a Kanoe!!

Kanoe by anonymousanonymousanonymousduh November 11, 2012

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Atlantic Shish-kabob

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.

Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

Atlantic Shish-kabob by Constance Beemer December 17, 2008

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afghan kabob

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

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