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A hot, very attractive male, with a large penis; gets it in only with the one that he loves; usually a last name; He will wait around for the girl that he loved for a long time until she comes running back into his arms; he is caring and compassionate for his lover and no matter what he will do anything for her; digs chicks who have six or seven letter names
Man that Kanlong will do anything for her.
Kanlong by thatonechickyoubanged October 9, 2011
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Girls named Kalong are one in a trillion, literally. If you ever meet one, you'll never forget her! She is fabulous in all that she does and everything she is, with a million dollar smile to go with her big heart.
When she smiles she kind of looks like Kalong, I see her everywhere!
Kalong by wongkal February 4, 2010
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It is a new name that someone in 1723 have been named. In nowadays, lease people use this name because if the one use this name, he is very smart.
I see Kaylong today, who is very smart.
That one black kid in your class that laughs a lot
“Gavin is the kalonga of this class”

Kwanlong 

Kwanlong means someone that is a jerk face, and someone who hides out from girls when he doesn't want to break their hearts. even tho his intentions are good, he never replies when a girl wants to be his girlfriend. he just doesn't want to face anything and hes a coward.

He breaks girls hearts and leads them on but never does anything serious. In his life of school, he'll only have around 2 to 3 girlfriends because he will just regret the fu*k out of all the other ones.
Karen sobs: He just rejected me.. :( He's such a Kwanlong!
Kwanlong by someone <3<3<3 November 22, 2011
That one African black kid in your class that laughs alot
“Yo Kalonga is being so loud, Jesus”
kanong is the most adorable person you'll meet pretty smile perfect personality they'll make you laugh anytime,they can be shy at first but when they get to know you they'll be the best friend ever
omg kanong is so short <333

kanong PLEASE MARRY ME i luv u :3
kanong by Ms.jursik September 17, 2021
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