Kwanlong

Kwanlong means someone that is a jerk face, and someone who hides out from girls when he doesn't want to break their hearts. even tho his intentions are good, he never replies when a girl wants to be his girlfriend. he just doesn't want to face anything and hes a coward.

He breaks girls hearts and leads them on but never does anything serious. In his life of school, he'll only have around 2 to 3 girlfriends because he will just regret the fu*k out of all the other ones.

Karen sobs: He just rejected me.. :( He's such a Kwanlong!

Kwanlong by someone <3<3<3 November 22, 2011

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Kanlong

A hot, very attractive male, with a large penis; gets it in only with the one that he loves; usually a last name; He will wait around for the girl that he loved for a long time until she comes running back into his arms; he is caring and compassionate for his lover and no matter what he will do anything for her; digs chicks who have six or seven letter names

Man that Kanlong will do anything for her.

Kanlong by thatonechickyoubanged October 9, 2011

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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