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A khazi into which it would be suicidal to enter, typically because of the indescribably rank condition of it. Imagine Renton's toilet, in the movie Trainspotting.
Chap 1: I say, old bean, you don't want to go in there. It's a right old kamikhazi.
Chap 2: Good show, old fellow. Thanks for the warning. I'll use this much more savoury loo instead.
Kamikhazi by Flakey December 28, 2008
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Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Hot Fudge Kamikaze

When one gets too drunk, and decides to eat out someone’s ass with a wooden spoon.
I got so drunk last night, I gave my wife a hot fudge kamikaze.
Hot Fudge Kamikaze by Wutang March 14, 2022

Backseat Kamikaze 

It is when you are in the backseat of a car and throw up into the pouch on the back of the driver's or front passenger's seat and then smack it, sending bile-filled vomit all throughout the cabin.
"Dude, why is Pepe pissed at you"
"I was hammered last night in the back of Don Pepe's car so when I had to vom I gave him a Backseat KamiKaze."

Kamikaze pirate 

A girl is riding you, she gets off as your going to bust your nut and the jizz gets in your eye. You are a kamikaze pirate

You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate
Kamikaze pirate by Alemahi November 9, 2014

Kamikaze Watermelon 

A flying watermelon that screams "Wheee" towards its target. Causes little harm, but can awake zeeky h-bombs. From the Demented Cartoon Movie.
"Whee!" (Splat)

Kamikaze Fart 

When you break wind and it smells so bad you start to gag. Usually happens while driving or in a small room.
Can also be used to attack a group of people by standing near them and farting loud.
Dude 1: Jesus, I had a kamikaze fart driving home. I almost died.
Dude 2: Shit nigga.
Kamikaze Fart by Charles2337 November 24, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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