1. The anti-wingman, the one who fucks it all up right when you're about to score.
2. The guy nobody wants to see at parties but keeps gettinginvited anyway.
A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.
Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Over the top ex footballer and football commentator. Has appeared on a lot of adverts and is kind of a celebrity due to his catchphrase "unbelievable Jeff" which he says on Gillette Soccer Saturday
A beautiful African American girl who simply blows you away. She is charismatic, gorgeous, outgoing, friendly, and every guy wants her. She is very intelligent and doesn't have time for games. Probably an Aquarius, you can almost expect her to knock you off your feet.
A fellow boy from the anime Demon Slayer with an inhumanly kind and big heart. His family was murdered by demons, and everybody died except Nezuko, his sister who turns into a demon.
He joins the Demon Slayer Corps to find a way to turn his sister back into a human. Tanjiro is (without a doubt) the kindest out of the 3.7 billion people on this planet. If you know this dude and like him, your life is worth the galaxy💖.
P.S his head is harder than the hardest stone on Earth and is enough to take down a whole army with one head butt.
Inosuke: "Oi Kamaboko Gonpachiro (he thinks Tanjiro's name is Kamaboko Gonpachiro)! Challenge me to a head butt battle!"
Kamado Tanjiro: "Are you sure? Your injuries aren't healed yet... you should rest some more until you do some fighting!"