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he likes dudes under the age of 16. oh no thats tayge
that dude was such a kalob
kalob by eatmythiccbutt August 13, 2019
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the scariest girl !!!
look at that scary guy!! no its a girl!! ohh kalob
kalob by thisgirl!! September 29, 2011
chopped dude who lives with his parents who is dating a body pillow of an underage girl
Ew that guy is such a kalob...
kalob by TheOttoZone June 30, 2025

Kalob Bertrand 

A young boy that is really funny. Likes to make people laugh and has a loving kind heart. He’s a a YouTuber that likes to mess with people and make edits. His best friend and partner is justice Johanesen. Kalob loves video games, sports, skateboarding, going outside, and loves to spend money.

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”
Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.
Kaelob is naturally funny.
kaelob by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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