A mystical being inhabiting the east coast of New South
Wales, Australia. Mostly recognized by its mane of messy, brown
hair, wild eyes and cackling laugh sure to haunt those in its surrounding area. Tales of this horrific being tells of its unusual and disturbing sexual habits which pose a threat to both men and women, being allured to many things normal
people refuse to see as attractive. This desire encompasses cannibals, individuals with mental instabilities and those considered "batshit insane".
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both
real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said
person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"