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KalistoJr985 

A cancer kid with the most cancerous friend group. He uses his friends until they get rid of him, and when they do he stalks them and wonders why he isn't their friend anymore. He is the WORST ASSHOLE you will ever meet, and I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH! He doesn't deserve anything. He should get his intestines ripped out by a bear, but that's not even close to the right punishment he deserves. He got his name because he liked to watch WWE. He looks like his parents smoked, did drugs, and punch the baby before he was born. He is inbred and was dropped down the stairs at least 10 times a week. If you see him you might as well fucking kill yourself the second you lay eyes on him.
Fucking rip KalistoJr985's spinal cord out and feed it to him while he's upside down do he doesn't lose consciousness.
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