Kale’a

A Kale’a is a usb device used in making hardcore nano tech, it’s derived of 3 major components. A core, a deck, and a….good did this pass the inspection? Cool they ban stuff that naming friends but I think I got it passed that. Kale’a is a amazing person who’s everything at once. She’s a singer and actress, a lover and a fighter. She’s so caring and so sweet. I can’t spend one hour without imaging a future with her. She’s so geeky and nerdy yet so goth and cute. Countless times have I dreamed of cuddling her and playing video games. People say perfect things don’t exist, but I have proof, all I’d need to do is show them my Cthulhu~. I’m half convinced she crawled out of a video game with how amazing she is. Her hair like a sun set and her eyes the cloudless sky. My summer is her and I love her. She is my Waifu, my goth geek. And my life is amazing with her

Waifu? Oh you mean kale’a

by ValorAble September 13, 2022

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Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends

Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"

by Pull a kale April 20, 2020

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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

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kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

by Sagel October 18, 2017

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