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Kale’a 

A Kale’a is a usb device used in making hardcore nano tech, it’s derived of 3 major components. A core, a deck, and a….good did this pass the inspection? Cool they ban stuff that naming friends but I think I got it passed that. Kale’a is a amazing person who’s everything at once. She’s a singer and actress, a lover and a fighter. She’s so caring and so sweet. I can’t spend one hour without imaging a future with her. She’s so geeky and nerdy yet so goth and cute. Countless times have I dreamed of cuddling her and playing video games. People say perfect things don’t exist, but I have proof, all I’d need to do is show them my Cthulhu~. I’m half convinced she crawled out of a video game with how amazing she is. Her hair like a sun set and her eyes the cloudless sky. My summer is her and I love her. She is my Waifu, my goth geek. And my life is amazing with her
Waifu? Oh you mean kale’a
Kale’a by ValorAble September 13, 2022
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Pull a kale 

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends
Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
Pull a kale by Pull a kale April 20, 2020

you can't have your kale and spend it too 

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

kale chip ass 

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards
Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.
kale chip ass by Sagel October 18, 2017

Kale's Ass

voluptuous and ground breaking; 'The Ass' of asses.
"Have you seen that shit? There's nothing I love more than Kale's ass."
Kale's Ass by Khalinda March 25, 2026

Arm Kale 

The opposite of arm candy. An unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her.
Arm Kale by Fi-oh-nah August 19, 2015

Alternative Kale 

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
Alternative Kale by Les1077 June 20, 2018