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Kalayha (kah-lay-ah); the act of going out to a restaurant with one or more other people and not paying. In order for the act to be considered a 'Kalayha' you must rack up the bill to roughly double of what the other person(s) are paying total.
Fernando: "Yo bro, I ain't paying. It's your job to cover my tab."
Alice: "Man, you're really going to kalayha me? This bill is over $200! Most of it was stuff you ordered!"
Fernando: "Yeah, I was hungry."
Kalayha by Fernanbro November 24, 2021
Most beautiful Girl in the world. She is beauty in its finest form. You will never forget how she brings a smile to any room. She makes the world go around. She is intelligent practical and exquisite. If you happen to meet a kalaya. Tell her how beautiful she is and that her momma loves her. Momma"kalaya tianna is my baby i love her"
Kalaya is exquisite beauty.
KaLaya by Starsatellitemoon13 June 15, 2019
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She's a bad bitch, you can't kill her.
You see Kalaya over there, she a bad motherfucking bitch!
Kalaya by Meow, Ima dog December 9, 2020

Bushman of the Kalahari 

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"
kalaya is BOMB, if you ever date a kalaya dont let her go. she’s loyal , very athletic , thick😌 , & beyond beautiful. dont fuck with a kalaya because she will give you hell and they’re very rare. you dont fine many like her , she keep shit too real.
i met this girl named “kalaya” and i fell in love!
In Thai meaning Beautiful Lady or Good Lady
Mmmhh I think I'll name her Kalaya
Kalaya by Ross13 January 15, 2017
kalayah got that BOMB , if you ever date a kalayah don't let her go . She's loyal , very short , & beyond beautiful . Don't fuck with a kalayah cause she'll give you hell & they're very rare . You won't find many like her she keeps shit too real . Oh & did I mention ? She got that wet wet 😏😏
I met this girl named " kalayah " & I fell in love

kalayah is fine !
kalayah by dudettttt August 19, 2013
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