kalas 

the party king @ quakenet

dom tre B`ena bajen bira bärs

kalas by Bajen July 5, 2003

kalas 

More often KALAS name emo bo, that who talks not on business and who does smth not entering into frameworks of rules of party.

Kalas ti ahuel?

You fucking allow yourself much

kalas by rudeRUDE August 11, 2009

anna kalas 

a girl named anna that will be the wife of a family member.

wag1 anna, wanna be my battyboi? w w w lets gooo you're now anna kalas shawty.

anna kalas by wsgshawtygrr November 4, 2020

KNAS KALAS 

"KNAS KALAS" beskriver en situation som är vild, kaotisk och full av intensiv energi, som en galen fest eller bara samlat kaos helt enkelt. Det kombinerar idéerna av galenskap ("KNAS") och festligt kaos ("KALAS"), och fångar essensen av oförutsägbara och spännande ögonblick. Det kan vara både positivt och negativt.

Positivt:
Du: Vad händer ikväll då?

Jag: Vi sitter i hogge med varsin smuggel vodka och blastar Hajens cover av "Oaa hela natten" på högsta volym såklart!!
Du: wow! Låter som ett riktigt knas kalas bannemig! Jag åker in!

Negativt:
Du: snart framme hur går det?
Jag: Vi snodde cyklar och nu är Aina efter oss!!! 🚴🚨👮
Du: ajdå..
Jag: jode rena knas kalaset asså.. 🤷

KNAS KALAS by Donald Trumps Secret Son June 9, 2024

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

Kakashi 

A badass character from naruto. Naruto's sensei along with Sasuke's and Sakura's sensei altogether. He possesses the Sharingan, wears a mask and is GODDAMN AWSOME! Oh did I mention that he basically reads porn in front of kids?

A person: yo! Who's your favorite character from Naruto
Other person: KAKASHI!! HES A BADASS

Kakashi by KORUTO UZUMAKI January 14, 2019

Ash Kaash 

A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.

To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.

Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10

OVERALL: ∞/10

RANK: Throat Goat

Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”

Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”

Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”

Ash Kaash by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020