Kalaeo 

The best person in the world most likely to be the best ever he a god he likes things that matter to him friends, family. He doesn’t have a lot of friends but he friends are real not fake. He usually likes to be funny, werid, and funky at times but are all around good guy

Kalaeo is a god

Kalaeo by Nobody knows who I am lol December 4, 2017

Kaleo 

A very independent but social person. He loves to laugh with his friends and is an overall good, friendly person. A smart person who doesn’t shove it into people’s faces. Doesn’t let people down, tends to be a bit awkward but knows when and how to love someone. Very attractive to many but has an amazing personality once you meet them. Very loving and makes you feel special, you’re very lucky to have a Kaleo in your life.

”Kaleo is very kind and attractive.”

”You should get to know him better, he’s amazing once you become friends.”

Kaleo by YourJustAsSaneAsIAm January 29, 2019

Kalabortep 

When your mate is the fattest fuck out there

Michael: look at the size of Ken
Ken: Shut up! you're the biggest kalabortep i've ever met!

Kalabortep by Latrell Mitchell March 28, 2021

Kalaeb 

Kalaeb is an amazing guy with an amazing attitude. He's a guy that can make you laugh when you've been crying for hours. The one who fixes you when you're broken. The one who shows you that not all guys are douches. He's the gentleman that a girl needs. He's the shoulder to cry on. Not only a boyfriend a best friend. He's hot and amazing. Hes the best thing that will ever happen to you. If you find yourself a kalaeb keep him forever.

Omg look at that hot guy over there! His name must be kalaeb!

Kalaeb by Spaghetti102315 June 13, 2016

Kalabop 

Magical, like if saying a spell or something, DiSnEy mOvIe vIbEs.

A curse word. Like another version of fuck. Used when fighting.

"Oh kalabop! I broke my kalaboping glasses!"

Kalabop by Jadzzz June 11, 2017

Kalleope 

The person with the biggest smile in the world when she's happy, and the biggest frown when she's sad

Kalz Kalleope

Kalleope by Prodigy_san May 13, 2011

Kaleo Diet 

A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.

The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).

Kaleo Diet by Dr Kat May 23, 2017