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"He look like a kahweng, confirm got extra chromosome."
Kahweng by GodsPlanz February 10, 2024
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kahwanguh 

when something is just not right,or something feels bizarre and weird. also known from the "my push up bra will help me get my man" video from glozell on youtube./
giiiiirl,my hair is just off of kahwanguh today!
kahwanguh by lenaaaaaaaaa;] March 25, 2011
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zing, pwnd, owned, win etc.

a word from the streets of sweden that later evolved into a huge word!
-So tom, what did you do last night?
- Your mom! KAPWENG!

Hahaha i pwn3d u n00b, KAPWENG OF DOOM!!
kapweng by KapwengINC October 19, 2009
Defined as person who never gets fat no matter how much he eats.
See, that guy is a kahteng as he is such a heavy eater yet he never gets fat.
kahteng by aozoranorhapsody November 22, 2021

kahuenge 

Kahuenge is an interdimensional being sent by the purepecha ancestors to fight as a warrior for indigenous struggles, fight for mother earth. a wizard summoning the ancestral world, preserving native seeds and culture. Very good looking and funny but flawed just like everyone else. enjoys banana cream pie, tamborazo and howling at the moon. Dislikes avocado toast might as well make a torta . His Estilo is to die for.
I seen kahuenge cruising on his sik ass lowrider Toyota pickup bumping some Slayer.
kahuenge by Hijodelmaiz November 23, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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