Kaflurn

A word made up in the heat of the moment
while playing scrabble

Betty:I need to make a word with the letters nflruak
Sexy:How about kaflurn!
Betty:SWEET WORD!

Kaflurn by ohhhayy October 16, 2008

Kaflunker 

anal lighting. used for lighting your bad place.

i used my kaflunker last night with your mom in spanish.

Kaflunker by crapbag June 20, 2006

kaflurbadouche 

A name for a person who frustrates or annoys you but who you love anyways.

Arnold: I'm always right and you know it.
Cara: Stop it, you're such a kaflurbadouche.

kaflurbadouche by CLLLLB January 20, 2011

Kaflarnagus! 

An interjection used during an awkward pause in conversation, when the speaker gets bored, or for no reason at all. Most effective when screamed.

Jerry: So I was walking down our street the other day, and I saw this dog with a--

Mary: Kaflarnagus!

Kaflarnagus! by I just plain don't exist March 2, 2011

Kaflunk 

Anal Lightning

i will pwn you with my kaflunk

Kaflunk by Cypher_2112 November 1, 2010

Kaflunga 

The amount of feces stuck above water level in the toilet after defecating.

Man, there is a lot of kaflunga in that toilet!

Kaflunga by eightbitrip September 24, 2016

kaflunk 

instead of boosting at the start of a mario cart race your cart goes boom

ah darn i kaflunked

kaflunk by bobofthehills February 9, 2024