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the best, makes you laugh like crazy, he's a great and kind person if youknow a kafani your lucky he's the strongest . Kafani is a name that is blessed to a child with a insanely huge dick and insanely short
Yo I’m dating a man name Kafani but he is short but the good part is that his dick is so huge
Kafani by Tiara127 April 7, 2018
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håll käften

The Swedish way of saying "Shut the fuck up".
Svenska barn ett: "Snella vatist. Du är smutsiga."
Svenska barn två: "Nej, du är smutsi. Håll käften."
Engelska barn: "Vänligen tala engelska!"
Svenska barn ett: "Nej. Vara tyst och stoppa tala."
håll käften by Xethro Gensh October 9, 2014

kaffentzis

Ugly curly headed fuck that has no friends who sucks a huge dick
Stop being a Kaffentzis
kaffentzis by Braydon day July 1, 2019
The best ship from the game Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage!
David: Yo, what's your favourite ship?
Chelsea: KanaEna
David: You mean the best ship from the game Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage?
KanaEna by Chu_Starzz November 2, 2023

kafeneio 

n. From Greek word meaning café(1) A job that requires very little effort or mental ability. (2) A person who works at such a job. (3) Someone who is lazy or shirks their responsibilities.
(1)If your looking for a kafeneio job, the government is a good place for you.
(2) I am being a kafeneio today and am writing urbandictionary definitions
kafeneio by greekmonkey January 11, 2005

håll kaften 

Hål käften is the Swedish way to say Shut the fuck up. It is roughly translated to Shut your mouth.
Svenskt barn: Du är ful
Svenskt barn 2: Håll käften din jävla serb.

håll kaften is not correct spelled
håll kaften by NotTheRealKnugen September 26, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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