greekmonkey's definitions

spasarhidi

greek word - literally "ball breaker." Used to describe somone who is a complete and total pain in the ass or annoyance.

Jeff's girlfriend is a total spasarhidi. She calls him every five minutes and flips out if she doesn't know where he is.

by greekmonkey April 15, 2004

piece of work

A person whose stupidity and ignorance never fail to amaze you.

dad: how could you end up with a $10,000 credit card bill?
me: let me think, I go to strip clubs every night...
dad: (shaking his head) you're a real piece of work.

by greekmonkey March 10, 2005

progressive

n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often hypocrites

If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?

by greekmonkey February 24, 2005

Wellesley College

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more?

Wellesley chicks are, dykes, total sluts, or both.

by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

niconazi

One who is dedicated to eradictating tobacco use in any way, shape or form and will stop at nothing to achieve this goal. They started with restricting indoor smoking and are now attempting to ban smoking outdoors, in private homes, and even in art and literature "for the sake of the children."Once this is achieved, the niconazis will (and already are) turn on fast food as the next well funded corporate entity they can sack and bleed dry for, in their opinion making everyone obese. Although they masquerade as concerned citizens - niconazis are nothing more than compulsive micromanagers funded by the pharmaceutical industry to hook everyone on their "clean"
lifestyle management drugs.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Rob Reiner are well-known niconazis.

by greekmonkey March 19, 2004

sex and the city

AN HBO series about four sexually-liberated yet generally miserable NYC women.

Most soccer moms fantasize about being one of the sex and the city characters. I don't know why - their lives are just as boring and empty

by greekmonkey April 8, 2004

beat wood

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

by greekmonkey February 18, 2005