All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit like not doing enough for
Valentine's Day or her birthday, not spending 3 months salary on a stupid ring, and not spending enough quality time with her.
The sex with Lisa is great but she's a pain in the ass - I wish we could just be fuck buddies and not boyfriend/girlfriend
n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than
liberals, and are often hypocrites
If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?
n. a man who services married/committed women i.e. the other guy. The original meaning derives from blues lingo and refers to the guy who comes in through the backdoor of the house, it has nothing to do with anal sex.
"I'm a backdoor man" - Jim Morrison
Once Liz is married, I'll continue to be her backdoor man
AN HBO series about four sexually-liberated yet generally miserable NYC women.
Most soccer moms fantasize about being one of the sex and the city characters. I don't know why - their lives are just as boring and empty
Buy a
sex and the city
mug!
the part of a woman's body where the inner thighs meet the pubic area. Often left ungroomed by hippie chicks and crusty old feminists who proudly display the protruding hairs on the beach to the disgust of the unwitting public.
a waxed bikini line looks mighty fine.
A person whose stupidity and ignorance never fail to amaze you.
dad: how could you end up with a $10,000 credit card bill?
me: let me think, I go to strip clubs every night...
dad: (shaking his head) you're a real piece of work.
Poli omorfi gianeka pou theleis na gamisies.
A beautifull woman you'd love to fuck; a hottie
Eida mia mounara sti paralia pou then efere tipote kai tora eho megalo kavli!
I saw a hottie on the beach who wasn't wearing anything and now I have a huge boner!
Jessica Simpson einai mounara.
