Definitions by greekmonkey

piece of work 

A person whose stupidity and ignorance never fail to amaze you.

dad: how could you end up with a $10,000 credit card bill?
me: let me think, I go to strip clubs every night...
dad: (shaking his head) you're a real piece of work.

piece of work by greekmonkey March 10, 2005

romper room 

US children's TV show that was especially popular in the 70s. It took place in a kindergarten classroom and featured an uptight teacher named Ms. Suzy or something who would always make the kids say grace before they ate and also there was some guy who dressed up as a giant bee by the name of Do-Bee. He was supposed to set a good example for the kids ("Do be a Do-bee") but was very likely a pedophile.

I stayed home from school sick and got to watch Romper Room

romper room by greekmonkey February 28, 2005

progressive

n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often hypocrites

If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?

progressive by greekmonkey February 24, 2005

beat wood 

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

beat wood by greekmonkey February 18, 2005

greekfro 

A thick, curly, head of dark hair worn by Greek males who also tend to have lots of body hair and a moustache that they proudly display. The greekfro is not quite as frizzy as the jewfro due to its inherent greasiness.

Costas, your greekfro could use a trim, Im finding strands of it in my gyro.

greekfro by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

Wellesley College 

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more?

Wellesley chicks are, dykes, total sluts, or both.

Wellesley College by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

kafeneio 

n. From Greek word meaning café(1) A job that requires very little effort or mental ability. (2) A person who works at such a job. (3) Someone who is lazy or shirks their responsibilities.

(1)If your looking for a kafeneio job, the government is a good place for you.
(2) I am being a kafeneio today and am writing urbandictionary definitions

kafeneio by greekmonkey January 11, 2005