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Kactus means that a person is being dry, unenthusiastic, or just boring.
Girl 1: “Yo Jason is being mad kactus”

Girl 2: “Girl, why you even still fw him?”
Kactus by thatnigga107 March 8, 2019
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Kactus Guy 

Reminds me of that 1 Digimon. Jokes aside, a lucky guy. And is a pleasant guy to have around with.
Kactus Guy, I choose you.
Kactus Guy by PatrickMat March 9, 2022
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Acronym for Korean Augmentation To the US

KATUSAs are technically in Republic Of Korea Army (ROK Army), but detached to US army in Korea.

They live in US Army bases and spend most of their military service time with US soldiers.

They usually have their own military occupational specialty like American soldiers and also translate Korean into English and vice versa when doing combined field training with ROK Army.

Every man in Korea has to serve in the military for 21 months. Because it is needed to get high english test score to apply KATUSA, KATUSAs are almost all college students and highly educated.

They get promoted much faster than american soldiers to sergeant which is their final rank before ETS, but paid much less than US army soldiers because ROK government doesn't pay much to their mandatory military service members.

They contribute and encourage to mutual relationship between ROK army and US army.
All NCOs, soldiers, KATUSAs, and families, I appericate your service and sacrifices

We need a KATUSA to translate this
KATUSA by Heapsort January 30, 2017
Girl that is crazy and weird and isn't afraid to show it.Shes smart,beautiful,funny,thoughtful of others and she is REAL.She doesn't fall in love too easily, but she has guys around her. She is a very caring, outgoing girl. You can always trust her with anything. If you have a Katushka in your life, you are really lucky. :D
Look at Katushka !
Katushka is so funny!
You can always trust Katushka
Katushka by rare girl December 20, 2012
1. a 8.2 ft. locust that has a machine pistol, ink grenades and the ability to roll out of the way of gun fire. its screeches can bring the dead back to life. kantus' have an extremly fucked up and ugly, disgusting, just putrid face!!

2. Chelsey Clark!
Tim: omg did you see that?
Paul: no what was it?
Tim: it was a fucking kantus. RUN!!!!!

Paul: no man its just Chelsey.
Tim: Still just run.
Paul: im gonna get some soup man.
Tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
Paul: is chicken noodle okay?

(Chelsey walks up)
Chelsey: hi guys
Tim & Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Poof dead)
Kantus by Stokes1234567890987654321 September 8, 2010
It is a very cute butt!
I never noticed until the other night, but Sara has a very nice katush!
katush by Sara GAGEN May 17, 2006
A combination of lightning mcqueens catchphrase "kachow" from the disney/pixar movie cars and the word "pussy" referring to a womans reproductive organ. Basically we're talking about some top quality pussy here
Lightning mcqueen : Who need they kachussy ate?
Twins : OMG US!
Kachussy by RedlinerX August 7, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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