.kotu

One seggsy mf 🤤🤤🤤 who only recommends peak fiction 🙏🤣⁉️‼️
Aye bro can you name someone who gives out recommendations as good as .kotu 🤔
Damn bro I can't 😱😱😱😱😤😤😤
by Okabe > your favorite mc 😳 February 21, 2021
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KOTU

Kings of the Universe

Made popular during the Celebraty Apprentice.
Dick: We need a cool name to enter the intramural soccer tournament.

Rick: How about KOTU; Kings of hte Universe.

Dick: Sure you have great taste.
by Trump Tower January 10, 2011
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kotu

it's a synonym for awesome.
eg - that's freaking kotu!

those b**bs are kotuly huge!
by mr.pj August 03, 2011
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kotus

People named Kotus Usually are down to earth people (its usually an alias used by people whos initiatials start with F, G, D) They tend to get very lucky in videogames but get pissed if something dumb happens with little to no resolving.

These can become your closest friend and are pretty cool people!
Man, Kotus just found a RARE ITEM!.
by Victorz :) October 07, 2020
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omphile kotu

Am amazing child with a tiny waist, which has men all around the world drooling over him because his booty is so big and he is flexible and ucono kunoKamo
Damn I like Omphile Kotu but he must have a lot of h03s
by MabileKamo November 22, 2021
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KOTUS!

King of the United States. A black hole of petulant need requiring high level sycophancy, blind realty and the ability to be rubelike on steroids in terms of believing a skewed version of reality that suits his / her / their / eir / nir / vis / xyr / zir / hir needs.

Along with his court jester and TOTUS!X, KOTUS! burst on the scene in 2025 to great fanfare and adulation, ahem I mean panic/terror, ahem um joy.
KOTUS! and the court jester thought they were ambushing the metaphoric equivalent of a chinchilla. Only to find it wasxa cross between a honey badger, a wolverine and the rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail.
by cubano.fc March 01, 2025
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kotus

People named Kotus Usually are down to earth people (its usually an alias used by people whos initiatials start with F, G, D) They tend to get very lucky in videogames but get pissed if something dumb happens with little to no resolving.

These can become your closest friend and are pretty cool people!
Man, Kotus just found a RARE ITEM!.
by Victorz :) October 07, 2020
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