KOTUS! 

King of the United States. A black hole of petulant need requiring high level sycophancy, blind realty and the ability to be rubelike on steroids in terms of believing a skewed version of reality that suits his / her / their / eir / nir / vis / xyr / zir / hir needs.

Along with his court jester and TOTUS!X, KOTUS! burst on the scene in 2025 to great fanfare and adulation, ahem I mean panic/terror, ahem um joy.

KOTUS! and the court jester thought they were ambushing the metaphoric equivalent of a chinchilla. Only to find it wasxa cross between a honey badger, a wolverine and the rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail.

KOTUS! by cubano.fc March 1, 2025

kotus 

People named Kotus Usually are down to earth people (its usually an alias used by people whos initiatials start with F, G, D) They tend to get very lucky in videogames but get pissed if something dumb happens with little to no resolving.

These can become your closest friend and are pretty cool people!

Man, Kotus just found a RARE ITEM!.

kotus by Victorz :) October 7, 2020

kotus 

People named Kotus Usually are down to earth people (its usually an alias used by people whos initiatials start with F, G, D) They tend to get very lucky in videogames but get pissed if something dumb happens with little to no resolving.

These can become your closest friend and are pretty cool people!

Man, Kotus just found a RARE ITEM!.

kotus by Victorz :) October 7, 2020

KOTUS 

King of the United States

Chris: Who are you voting for KOTUS this year, the irrational or the incapable?

KOTUS by rocklobstercalledjohncena July 5, 2024

Kobus 

A guy of kind heart and sweetness, a gentleman to girls, and you wish you had a kobus as your boyfriend... His sweet heart and hot body makes you want him even more

Awww man look at kobus he's so kool and hot

Kobus by Samantha7245 April 23, 2018

koitus 

Big bang theory's way of cleverly saying "sex." It's also the German translation of "sex."

Would you like to engage in a night of koitus that leaves my loins aching for more

koitus by sheldonBBT January 28, 2014

konus 

complete and utter champion

Guy 1-Yesterday, I achieved the level of Konus!

Guy 2-No, way Dude!
Guy 1- Way.

konus by sinuss November 6, 2011