KOTUS!

King of the United States. A black hole of petulant need requiring high level sycophancy, blind realty and the ability to be rubelike on steroids in terms of believing a skewed version of reality that suits his / her / their / eir / nir / vis / xyr / zir / hir needs.

Along with his court jester and TOTUS!X, KOTUS! burst on the scene in 2025 to great fanfare and adulation, ahem I mean panic/terror, ahem um joy.
KOTUS! and the court jester thought they were ambushing the metaphoric equivalent of a chinchilla. Only to find it wasxa cross between a honey badger, a wolverine and the rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail.
by cubano.fc March 01, 2025
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force manure

The legel way of phrasing shit happens.
From the USWU. (United Scat Workers Union)

The force manure clause in the proposed labor agreement is an insult to shit and our shitty brothers everywhere.
by cubano.fc November 22, 2012
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himility

himility n. (himble, hermility, hermble) The ability to demonstrate and perceive that you are humble while being an egotistical, self centered, narcissistic megalomaniac. Synonmous with the feminine version. Hermility. AKA Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton. Adverb form Himbly and Hermbly.
Donald Trump graciously and himbly accepted the nomination for President from the National Rifle Association of Bigoted Xenophobic Americans for the Betterment of the World aka The Murica Party. His himility is something that has taken the nation by storm.

Donald Trump The Donald You're Fired Benghazi Bernie Sanders Rocks!!Everybody Matters
by cubano.fc December 13, 2015
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TOTUS!X

The Techie of the United States. Appointed by KOTUS! (See KOTUS! definition) in 2025.

TOTUS!X is a level headed inclusive oligarchlike autocrat who excels in team building exercises like firing critical employees related to nuclear arsenals, ebola, air traffic control, and bird flu.

He created a meme coin called DOGE, ended up heading DOGE and considers himself much like the DOGE of Venice.

He is fascinated with the letter X.
TOTUS!X and his mature and seasoned group of 19 year olds deleted the team concerned with monitoring ebola. But it was only briefly and it was restored rapidly. Nothing to worry about.
by cubano.fc March 01, 2025
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Panfie

A selfie taken in Panorama mode on a phone that, is a 360 degree rotated shot including all visible and the taker of the photograph. At the time of defining this term there are 174 photos on IG tagged with panfie. None of them meet the definition above.
One day Frank took a, selfie and thought what, of he takes it and spins the camera all the way around. The Panfie was born.
by cubano.fc August 28, 2022
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