kobus

Porpoise. this random south african who has a hot sister.

Kobuses sister is hot

by do_you_have_a_duck? March 01, 2005

Kobu

A super funny Indian guy who loves off white, he is a TASIS student and will probably make your life funnier unless he's feeling like being a pain in the ass.

Guy: Bro, yesterday Kobu was saying the funniest shit ever.
Another guy: yeah but he can be a cunt sometimes.

by LeBronGert November 19, 2018

Kobus

A guy of kind heart and sweetness, a gentleman to girls, and you wish you had a kobus as your boyfriend... His sweet heart and hot body makes you want him even more

Awww man look at kobus he's so kool and hot

by Samantha7245 January 02, 2018

Kobus

The biggest fuck-up known and will ever be known to man.

Hey man, what the hell did you do wrong to be Kobus!!

by That's it and that's all October 04, 2018

Gion Kobu

The largest hanamachi (geisha district) in Kyoto, and also in Japan. It is also the most high-class hanamachi. Iwasaki Mineko, possibly the most famous geiko, came from Gion Kobu. The famous Inoue School of Dance is in Gion Kobu. Also, the Nyokoba is here.

I practice as a geiko in Gion Kobu.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 11, 2007

Todd Kobus

A tall, sexy man who gives one raging hard-ons when one gazes upon their sexy-ass eyes. Then, slide down to his pants, and notice the massive bulge as you start to cum. He unbuckles his belt, and you truly cum gallons, as his massive, throbbing, horsecock slowly gains blood vessels. Then, wake up, still cuming, because only in your dreams can you fuck Todd Kobus.

HOLY FCKING SHIT IS THAT TODD KOBUS THIS IS THE GREATEST DAMN DAY OF MY LIFEEEE!!!!!11!!1!11

by Speederx99 October 13, 2021

Lang Kobus

Also know as tri-pot, a lang kobus is a person with the name Kobus and is hung like a donkey.

Hi my name is Kobus, but my neighbor's wife calls me Lang Kobus

by Long Kobus January 21, 2009