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Kotka
City in south-east Finland. Once a year it's the place to be, during Kotkan Meripäivät - mainly a four day straight drinking.
- Yo, d'you know where I spent my summer?
- I've got a feeling you're about to tell me.
- I was sailing, and in July we stopped at the port of Kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and I had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. How's that sound!
- I've got a feeling you're about to tell me.
- I was sailing, and in July we stopped at the port of Kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and I had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. How's that sound!
Kotka by sparafucilezz January 21, 2011
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
Jesperi Kotkaniemi by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019
kotkit
Kotku
A diminutive for the word kotiku, traduced from polish to "little cat".
She is a thin and small girl that is 18 years old. She has lived in the streets and lives in Clark, Nevada Her real name is unknown (by the person that describes her) and her last name is Hutchins. The person that gave her the nickname of kotku is Boris Pavlikovsky, her boyfriend.
Theodore Decker is jealous of her. But she doesn't seem that bad after all the she has gone through.
She is one of the best characters of the book, and movie,: The Goldfinch
She is a thin and small girl that is 18 years old. She has lived in the streets and lives in Clark, Nevada Her real name is unknown (by the person that describes her) and her last name is Hutchins. The person that gave her the nickname of kotku is Boris Pavlikovsky, her boyfriend.
Theodore Decker is jealous of her. But she doesn't seem that bad after all the she has gone through.
She is one of the best characters of the book, and movie,: The Goldfinch
Kotku by Shh potter, it's only me. August 16, 2019
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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