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koikatu
Awesome hentai game that allows you to create characters with high detail and precision. Want to make your crush? Well with enough observations of her measurements you probably can! It'll be a little odd but only you know about it right?
This Koikatu game is amazing! I can remake myself and anyone else that I want in a 3D anime artstyle!(and fuck them)
koikatu by Stralelvan June 24, 2020
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Kitkat Guy
A Kitkat Guy is a large, usually muscular male who finds amusement in stupid things like his vintage Kitkat t-shirt that he probably got at Walmart and thinks is clever. He also can commonly be found without a shirt as to show off his abs while he washes his parents car. Generally has a small amount of facial hair he thinks is "rugged." His favorite part of the school day is gym class. Will respond in a hostile manner when his masculinity is questioned in a situation. Recite out of date terms such as "broham" "rad" "the bomb" psych!" and "off the hook" Most reside in upper-middle class white suburbs.
That Kitkat guy is currently washing his parents car without a shirt on but he's still wearing a necklace, what a douche bag.
Kitkat Guy by Jables and Robbotron July 1, 2008
Kitkat
Kitkat by multixxspams May 20, 2019
Kotatsu Trap
I really need to go to the bathroom, but it's so warm and comfortable here, I can't move - I'm in a kotatsu trap!
Kotatsu Trap by walkman50 January 2, 2012
Kotka
City in south-east Finland. Once a year it's the place to be, during Kotkan Meripäivät - mainly a four day straight drinking.
- Yo, d'you know where I spent my summer?
- I've got a feeling you're about to tell me.
- I was sailing, and in July we stopped at the port of Kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and I had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. How's that sound!
- I've got a feeling you're about to tell me.
- I was sailing, and in July we stopped at the port of Kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and I had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. How's that sound!
Kotka by sparafucilezz January 21, 2011
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
Jesperi Kotkaniemi by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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