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you knows it 

you knows it...slang frase used by residents of the UK...goldie lookin chain are known for using it often
you knows i love you
you knows its true
but i love your sister too
you knows it by youknowsit November 2, 2006

You knows it. 

The Goldie Lookin' Chain's motto, slogan and catchphrase used when someone says something of approval.
1. "You knows it."
2. "Y-y-y-y-you knows it."

There is also a specially derived "You knows it" used in times of extreme approval:
3. "You fuckin' knows it.
1.
Guy 1: "She is fit."
Guy 2: " You knows it."

2.
Guy 1: "Fresh, bru'"
Guy 2: "Safe as fuck."
Guy 3: "Y-y-y-you knows it."

3.
Girl: "Wow, your dick is big."
Guy: "You fuckin' knows it."
You knows it. by ThisIsFate January 14, 2010

everybody knows it

Homestar's jamsong
Everybody knows it,
Everybody knows it,
Everybody knows it's true!
Oh yeah!
You gotta do the best you can,
And work out twice a day,
Don't ask me why I said it...
Because I already forgot!

you knows it, I grows it 

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

the worst and knows it 

someone who is a prick,knows it and wears it like a badge of honor aka me

waving something they just pickpocketed in the face of the person they just stole it from
He was waving something he just pickpocketed from me in my face.
he's the worst and knows it

Love knows not what time it is 

Love is a thing that decides for itself when it will happen. It can arrive when it wants and you will not decide this.
You will not decide when love strikes, for love know not what time it is. Love is a fickle beast and it will not be tamed. Love knows not what time it is is defined as being unknown and timed as it is never arriving as we except
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