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at first glance, looks like a name or some inanimate thing,
but KJD is actually an emotion, its like a warm hug in the cold, the oxygen you breathe, the comfort you feel in this cruel world filled with deception and thievery, its the first gift you open in the christmas, the first squirt of your semen

basically krishnan jyoti deka
Tailwind and Ron: talking about KJD and appreciating his beauty
someone in the server: who's kjd though
*sigh*
KJD by Bulnoriya April 11, 2022
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kjdamayne 

A funny ass youtuber that's underrated as fuck
Dude 1: yo did you see the new kjdamayne video?

Dude 2: yeah that nigga is funny af.
kjdamayne by jaf_easybots January 1, 2022
KJDAN is literally the boss , the one and only the ladies guy , the nigga who other niggas respect.
Mind on money and self development, no time for hoes
Wah gwan KJDAN 😎
All girls love KJDAN

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i searched 999999 and got here
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You got so bored you typed in this exact combination which has a 1 in 999999 to the one hundred thousandth chance of happening
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kjdkjdkjd 

a keyboard smash used by people when they think something is really funny but they don't want to sound dry by saying ''hahaha'' or ''lol''
person1: *sends meme*
person2: "hahaha"
_____________________

person1: *semds meme*
person2: " KJDKJDKJDJDJKD"
kjdkjdkjd by FREAKING SQUIDWARD November 11, 2020
Boy: Hey do you wanna play kjdshj?
Boy 2: Yeah, sure!
kjdshj by Surprised Pikachu Guy February 15, 2022
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