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Short for "Krantz in the Pants"
pronounced Kip, the "t" is silent
"GET THERE KITP"

"kitp kitp double kipt double"
kitp by shedoesthetango April 13, 2008
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This word means when something has gone very very bad, and you have just shat in your pants.

Kakacsinta in the pants.
Kakacsinta has just went into Adam's pants. KITP
KITP by UnderCoverCoverUnderCover January 7, 2018
A girlboss youtuber who makes gacha club videos.
Person 1: gacha club videos suck.
Person 2: what about Kitpawz's videos?
Person 1: no, she's an exception.
Kitpawz by malewife.cclydeve January 19, 2022

InvadedLands KitPvp 

"InvadedLands KitPvp omg omg skeeeeepppppyyyyy uwu"
It’s what happens when an aggressive dog and a kitten breed.
Is that a Kitpy?
Kitpy by Midnight The Nerd September 28, 2022
Guy 1: "I saw this meme of a cat the other day

Guy 2: "that’s a kitpost"

Gamster Kitpvp War I 

In Gamster, kitpvp war III Xaw, was a very powerful clan with a lot of cheating retarded niggers. Their leader being the most deadliest Miyahi. They owned kitpvp for more than 6 years. They were deemed unbeatable. Only a few clans were able to defend themselves against xaw. Such as SENT, SENTINELS QD, QUICKDROPPED and lastly NDBF NODEBUFF. Those clans were the highest in power. But they didn't stand a chance against Xaw. Untill one clan showed up. This clan was growing up so quickly it was catching Xaw's attention. Then 2023 Event Horizon steps in. With its leader being Burhh, A former Mineberry Legend. Destroying both Xaw and QD The most deadliest clans on Kitpvp ever. Miyahi and Andreeeeew The QD Leader Were fuming they fought and fought but. Event Horizon was always the one that finished on top. After a while of battling each other over and over Xaw, The clan known to be the most deadliest and most feared was banished by Event Horizon. QD was able to withstand Event Horizon's wrath but not for too long. 2024 QD, crumbles into pieces of dust to Event Horizon and QD was gone for good. Then Event Horizon continues to destroy more clans and win a few squidwars here and there. They all have sex together especially with their Leader Burhh, and his pupil Rayloss. They fuck and cum everywhere! untill Event Horizon slowly falls down. But they did not lose a single battle after defeating the most deadliest clans in the kitpvp world. They were legends upon the kitpvp community.
Yoooo. did you know that this RETARD fought in Gamster kitpvp War I ?!
Lol stupid veezra imagine losing in Gamster kitpvp War I
Gamster Kitpvp War I by ray4c June 16, 2024
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