K-Y Jelly

K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.

My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some K-Y Jelly to add moisture.

by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

K-Y Jelly

The stuff you use to make sure the donkey doesn't get hurt while you're pumping it.

"Try to go easy on the ass and use K-Y Jelly."

by Mednub May 28, 2006

k y jelly fart

A fart usually made by a butt pirate. Its an untraditional smell made up of latex and baby oil.

Hey Billy, I think that Richard Simmons groupie just blew a K Y jelly fart.

by Johnnie Walker's chauffeur December 26, 2008

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018

KY Jelly

K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.

My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some KY Jelly to add moisture.

by MsCtrl February 21, 2009

KY Jelly

Used to make your piss pipe all moist while your stroking it like there's no tomorrow.

Also used to moisten stank boxes and back door Sallys.

O my God it hurts so bad spankin my shit dry. O word, get some KY Jelly on my gangsta ass cock and stroke that shit.

by mastercraster7022 March 17, 2009

KY Jelly

Something you put on your toast in Louisville, Lexington, Radcliff, and the rest of the Bluegrass State.

Ma: "Hey Pa you want some toast?"
Pa: "Yep, and don't forget the butter and KY Jelly"

by Man 0' War February 26, 2010