When you receive a hybrid handjob/blowjob while your junk is covered with KY Jelly to reduce friction and make twice the mess. Astrolube, though quite effective, is not the preferred product due to its apparent lack of flavor.
My girl crawled up between my legs and gave me a Jelly Sandwich so tight that my eyes rolled up into the back of my head when my cock exploded.
by LeddedBee August 13, 2019
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Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.

You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance
I gave her a jelly sandwich and then she licked all the jelly off my johnson.
by Dirt D May 7, 2009
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Jealousy. Hating. related to being jelly as in "are you jelly?"
Did someone have a Jelly Sandwich?
by word_g33k December 6, 2015
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The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB and J.
I want something awesome. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Harold Kyle April 27, 2004
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A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 17, 2011
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When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
by wherey'at November 26, 2009
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When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.
by I-Am-The-Cold June 13, 2016
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