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1) Someone who tries to online date people a minimum of 5 years younger than he is.

2) Someone who lives in his parents basement playing video games, only coming out to refill his lotion bottle or to buy more tissues.
1) Jwang, aka "The Pbe Pedophile", is up for a challenge whether she wants it or not.

2) WTF was that noise down stairs? Sounded like a Jwang!?
Jwang by HateIsBad October 26, 2015
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1) n. One who is or aspires to be a yuppie.

2. v. To do actions typical of a yuppie.
Tom: "Look at that guy... he thinks he's so cool with his cell phone.."
Carlos: "Yeah.. what a wang!"
jwang by Cancan March 24, 2003
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Jiango is an extremely powerful beast used to torture and kill prisoners. A true gamer, amazing memer, and comedic genius. Owner of a large server. Often confused with Jango Fett or Django Unchained.
Molerat: Oh my goodness, jiango is unchained!
jiango by JoJoStar1 June 15, 2019

Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Wang Jangle

A saying made by the you-tuber: YouSuckAtCooking, which means to mix together.
He often uses this phrase instead of saying mix/stir .
"ya now you just gonna, want to wang jangle all that together."
Wang Jangle by KarateCandy12 October 24, 2018

Hoe-Jangles

A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben
The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
Hoe-Jangles by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

Jingle-jangle 

A fun drug that’s only sold in Riverdale that can make you stay up for days! In more ways than one.
A ginger: “dude I hear you sell drugs I need some to stay up?“
Dude: “bro I got you I’ll sell you some jingle-jangle“
Jingle-jangle by Twaggy October 27, 2017
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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