Junathan is a magnificent beast, the name Junathan was created in the 2000’s by a man named Mark Solomon. If your blessed to have this name you are most likely to be the sexiest man in the world to ever have walked the planet that pulls chicks left right and centre, however he’s the most loyal person that you’ll know.The penis size of this lad is massive and usually does damage to a women’s pussy.
Junathan is so dam sexy!
Who is that guy walking down the street his name must be junathan because he’s so god dam sexy!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"