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almond joying 

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
almond joying by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014

Judge Judying it 

Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: Well I hear he's suing her now.
Guy 2: Damn he's just Judge Judying it then.
Guy 1: I know right? What a bitch.
Judge Judying it by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

Justin Joying 

The act of having a good time, whether it be in a laid back way, or overly excited at perhaps a festival or night club, even with a another person. It can also be used to portray the way one is goign through life. Some people may even use the word as an alias to intorduce themselves to starngers who are not aware of the meaning of the phrase.

It orginated from the Zimabwe terminolgy "enjoying" which is used to describe more or less the same thing.
I'm Justin Joying this party tonight.

"How is life?" "Ah I am Justin Joying at the moment bru"

Bru this is some hectic shite, im Justin Joying for sure.

Did you Justin Joy with that lady last night?

Hi how are you doing, Im Justin Joying.
Justin Joying by Justin Joying November 16, 2009
The opposite of griefing.

Where a player preforms secretive kind acts towards another player.
Mariah: I logged in to the server, and someone broke in to my house.

Scott: How could you tell?

Mariah: The walls are missing and they left me some pumpkins, melons, and wheat in my farm.

Scott: Looks like joying to me.
joying by Leonardo bro Vinci November 16, 2011
In the middle of making a decision.
They be jurying where they want to eat tonight.
jurying by Cureo September 20, 2017
(ABDL slang) The act of using two firm cylindrical objects, foam padding, and covering materials such as bed sheets or soft towels to mimic the feel of sitting on perhaps a parent's lap
When in my private time, you will find me joying with just my diaper on.
Joying by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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