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Junior Hockey 

A phase in a hockey players career (usualy age 18-20)when all they do is eat, sleep, work out, play hockey, booze, and fuck puck sluts. It is known to be the best time in a hockey player life. It is the transition period between Amatuer Hockey to College and or Proffesional Hockey. Juniors is the first step to The Show.
1. Yea man, I decided to take a couple years off of school and play Junior Hockey, Its the best time of my life!

2. Check out the Junior hockey bible at www.rockhockey.ca
Junior Hockey by A. Doherty February 3, 2007
Words you can keep

junior hockey bible 

Not just a glorious book, but a frame of mind: www.juniorhockeybible.com, will explain itself. Every term a hockey player must acquire into his vocabulary. This one's for the guys...girls stay out!
The Junior Hockey Bible enlighten those ignorant to what the sport really represents.
junior hockey bible by Andrew January 20, 2004

junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.
junior hockey game by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey 

Only the most B.A. girls hockey team around loaded with amazing danglers.
Wow Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey looks amazing. They are professionals.
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