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jumpin jesus 

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation
Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!
jumpin jesus by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

An exlamation of disgust or alarm
"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

Something that really catches your attention.